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Sigils & Poetry & Elle Nash
“10/10 would chat again”
FLESH PUZZLE (A XICANA WATCHES SLASHER FILMS AND PONDERS DIVINATION) by MONIQUE QUINTANA
“We’re a bunch of slanted-eyed brown girls watching wide-eyed white girls being chased by a killer.”
Pigs, Poetry & Witchcraft With Cooper Wilhelm
“It felt much more like a conversation than a sort of performance of me-ness.”
Get Heathenish With Kelby Losack
“My friends were all hood rats.”
The Death Metal Lit of Dean Swinford
Take a trip to the METAL side of LIT
I Talk Politics with Popular YouTuber Wizard of Cause
I talked and debated with Twitter friend and popular YouTube Personality Wizard of Cause on John Podesta’s Pizza Party
Quit Making the Talentless Rich With Your Terrible Taste and B. Diehl
“Being on this podcast made me feel like I fell into some weird Loony Tunes wormhole.”
Christine Stoddard Makes Shit Happen
“I want to make shit happen.”
IT’S MY STORY AND I WILL WRITE IT SENSATIONAL IF I WANT TO: MONIQUE QUINTANA
“No vampires, werewolves, and certainly no witches.”
Melania Trump’s New Portrait Actually Headshot for New Law and Order: SVU Role
“I am honored to play the role of Lieutenant Olivia Benson on SVU”
Jeff Burk Goes to the ‘Free Speech Rally’ & May Day Protest
“The anti-Trump juggler was the best.”
Alexander Boldizar, Chaos, Harvard, and The Ugly
“I have a firm belief that sacred cows make the best hamburgers.”
The Love Witch: An Unconventional Review by Autumn Christian
“If you expend so much effort into being what other people desire it’ll leave you feeling empty.”
The Syria Ultra Mega Special
“In this episode the boys cover everything Syria — the missile strike on their airbase, the refugees, and everything in between. Predictably, the conversation results in a debate. How exciting!”
Monsters, Myths, and Madmen, with Jerry Drake at AWP
“I am compelled to tell stories.”
John Edward Lawson Talks Books at AWP
“Bizarro is the Chaos Magick of literature.”
That Scrap Book
“If you ever bring a black man home, I’m throwing you through that window.”
TRANS RIGHTS FIGHT!! | John Podesta’s Pizza Party
“Lots of arguing and political talk. I’m sure you aren’t very used to that…”
It Was Supposed To Be A Satire. It Turned Out To Be A Prophecy
“You made all of this happen with your book,” one Twitter user scolded me.”
Have A Seat Over There… CHRIS HANSEN Talks to JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY
“The latest episode of the CLASH Media original podcast…”
Will THE ROCK Run For Office? | Jeff Burk on JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY
“Here we go, another round of the Pizza Party…”
Godzilla, Golden Showers, Voodoo and Writing Rituals, and Why Portland, Oregon is Doggie Heaven: CLASH Catches Up With Bizarro Author Garrett Cook
“Godzilla helped give me my moral compass.”
THE TRANSGRESSIVE ANTI-TRUMP BIZARRO ART OF JIM AGPALZA
“I just chose the gutter to dwell in, and with what the world seems to be moving into, I think it’s a perfect place to assess and judge it.”
DEMOCRATS HANDED TRUMP THE PRESIDENCY
“In a country that is virtually bipartisan, you can not fight an extreme with anything other than another extreme.”
Jeff Burk Discusses #PizzaGate, Protests, & More on Two Part JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY
“A brand new episode of the CLASH exclusive podcast this week features a notable bizarro author…”
America’s Decay is On Your Hands
“CNN and Fox News are the same. Breitbart and Mic are the same.”
Meryl Streep, #PissGate, & Bryan Singer’s Pedophilic Sex Parties | JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY
“This week the boys are talking to filmmaker Jacob A. Miller about Hollywood liberalism, Meryl Streep’s Golden Globe speech, Donald Trump’s potential pee fetish, Bryan Singer’s alleged pedophilic sex parties, and then they debate the best performances of actors playing mentally challenged characters.”
‘Avengers’ Director Joss Whedon Calls for Paul Ryan’s Death
“No, this one isn’t satire…”
The Christmas Poop of Catalan
“Whether you think Christmas is shit or Christmas is the shit, when you are Catalan, your Christmas is going to be full of shit. And I mean literally. And no, it doesn’t get that dirty (usually).”
Comedy/Politics Show Premieres – JOHN PODESTA’S PIZZA PARTY
“John Podesta’s Pizza Party is a comedic culture and politics podcast covering current events in life, the media, and government.”
The Last Time I Saw My Sister’s Children: A Tragic Christmas Tale
“Myself and my two older sisters were never exactly Little Women but we did our best not to hate each other.”
CLASH Now Has A Podcast
For the first CLASH Media Podcast, author/editor Christoph Paul talks politics and Social Media with CLASH Media Founder Jayme Karales. They voted for different candidates…
Trump Demands Harassment of Minorities Come to an End, “STOP IT.”
“I am so saddened to hear that. And I say, ‘Stop it.’ If it– if it helps. I will say this, and I will say right to the cameras: ‘Stop it.’”
Trump Backpedals on Deportation, “We’re Going to Deport Those With Criminal Records”
“Along with nixing his plan to repeal Obamacare, it seems that President-elect Trump has revised his strategy for deportation.”
AN AMERICAN SOAP OPERA IN FOUR PARTS, AS SEEN FROM “THE PORTLAND BUBBLE”
“Our nation is a cracked mirror. You stare into the glass, hoping to find solace, but you are delivered more cracks.”
Election Reflection
Author Christoph Paul gives his thoughts on the election.
A Transgender Woman’s Letter For The American Public
“What a surreal time to be alive in all the history of the world and be who I am.”
WHY I LOVE PRESIDENT TRUMP (A Former Bernie Supporter)
“As someone who really believed in Bernie Sanders, went to his rallies, and felt his populist message in my heart, I saw the conspiracy against FEEL THE BERN by the Clinton Campaign and the media at large.”
I Was on Jeff Burk’s Podcast for An Epic Political Conversation
“We geeked out about politics for 4 hours.”
The Implosion of Trump and the Cannibalization of Pence
“To support his claims to well endowed-ness, Donald J Trump attempted to have a bigger dick, tattooed on his dick.”
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DYLAN
“The Swedish Academy is full of elderly individuals who are apparently too tired to read thick novels.”
I’ve Become Radicalized
“America, and by that I mean the United States because America is much bigger and full of non-US residents, was never great, but these kids deserve to grow up in a place that’s less divisive, less stupid, less racist and sexist and homophobic. “
No, You’re Not Crazy For Considering Voting For Trump
“Cue the left-leaning bloggers with their tired cries of, ‘No, but it does make you sexist and racist!!’ or ‘Yeah but makes you an idiot.’ It’s a hackneyed argument, folks…”
Pounded in the Butt by Social Justice Warriors by Dingleberry Peckerwood
“Let me tell you why you hate SJWs so much: you hate them because you’re perfectly comfortable with things the way they are. “
The Problem With Police Brutality and Injustice
“Some people are making the whole police brutality crisis in the US look like it’s only a race problem, and I’m sorry but it’s not just a race problem. Racism is just a small part of the problem.”
Harley Quinn is Being Stripped of Her Agency – By Feminists
“There is an insisting that she be viewed as a happy-go-lucky victim who has endured a trauma and is trying to move on. But Harley Quinn isn’t a scrappy, underdog feminist hero – she’s Myra Hindley.”
Top 10 Sophisticated, Smart & Strong Former First Ladies
“This week was inspired by Melania Trump’s (or should I say Michelle Obama’s) speech at the RNC. I wanted to remind readers of some of the more inspirational first ladies the United States has had.”
Ted Cruz is Gangsta as Fuck
“Ted Cruz decided that he really doesn’t give a fuck about Donald Trump or the Republican Party because they are some mark-ass bitches.”
Top 10 US Presidential Quotes To Inspire Change
“Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.”
We Do Not Live in Nazi Germany
“I’m a humanist and feel disconnected with the construct of your job being your identity. That’s capitalism. That’s what divides us. ‘Us vs. Them’ is not going to solve any issues.”
“America Was Never Great?” Paul Joeseph Watson Shuts That Down
“In his less-than-five minute tirade Watson does something very unique while presenting his case. He relies on facts, not feelings. A novel concept.”
America Has Lost Its Touch
“The police cannot be trusted to not abuse their power. Our elected officials at be are failing to protect us. And we refuse to communicate with one.”
Slim Jesus Will Be Speaking At The Republican Convention
“With an attempt to reach young people and please the donors of the NRA, The Republican Party will feature Slim Jesus speaking at their 2016 convention.”
The White Supremacist Werewolf Witches of Britain (Part 1)
“Mandy De Sandra exposes the truth behind Brexit.”
Bernie Sanders: “I’ll Probably Vote for Clinton” – #FeelTheBummer
“What the fuck is the point of voting Democrat if you’re voting for a moderate Republican in blue?”
Brexit: What Does It All Mean? Everything You Need to Know About The UK’s Fallout
“A lot of people have no clue why Europe is currently in a state of uproar and the only word people seem to be saying is “Brexit” so here’s a not-so-quick and easy-breezy explanation on the past 24 hours of chaos that has ensued…”
After Orlando, The Left Has Begun to Implode
“I just can’t get over how insane Leftists are in this country. They’re the gift that keeps on giving.”
Two Sides of the Same Coin
“I would like for people to see that when you criticize a religion, you are talking about an idea, a concept. But if you extend your criticism to all religious people, then it’s discrimination.”
Vine Star Baked Alaska Releases “Make America Great Again” Anthem
“Vine sensation Baked Alaska has decided to release an anthem the presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump.”
A Perfect-Length Think Piece on Rape
“Rape is fucking wrong.”
An Open Letter to Catcallers
“Dear assholes, You know those things you say to women in the streets? Yeah, you have to cut that out. Seriously.”
And Then There Were Three: Brief Thoughts on the 2016 Political Field
“Democrat or Republican, we can all agree that some things are amiss this year…”
The Real Issue With ‘Ghostbusters’ Isn’t Sexism, It’s Male Feminists
“Nobody has ever said, “This movie is going to suck because it stars four women.”
Top 10 Movie Quotes to Celebrate Democracy
“All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words.”
4/20 Is Bourgeoisie Bullshit, Proletariats Don’t Smoke Pot We Do Inhalants!
“Right now my fellow proletariats are making money off the middle class selling them weed. Where it’s legalized, it’s the bourgeoisie selling to the bourgeoisie.”
A Personal Retrospective on Voting
“I see this hope in the eyes of young Bernie supporters, and I am literally seeing the same things. They are saying the exact stuff I would say when I was all for Obama. They say this time it’s different. Sanders will make a change.”
I Want To Thank The Terrorists For Encouraging Me To Pursue Writing Instead of Politics
“The tube I would have been on had blown up. If I had stuck to my daily schedule, I wouldn’t be here today.”
The Right Side of Gay
“Accountability, people. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.”
President Trump and The Prospect of Moving to Canada
“So if Donald Trump becomes president, you want to move to Canada?”
An Ode to Trump
“Seeing people supporting him,
it shocks me, it makes me numb.”
Jeb Suspends Campaign, But Will Start Anti-Bullying Campaign
“Jeb Bush failed to place again in the South Carolina Primary. With a heavy heart and new understanding of being picked on, he will now travel the states explaining why bullying is hurtful and ruins people’s dreams.”
Ted Cruz Tributes ‘Office Space’
“Though we still stand by our statement of Ted Cruz being a pedophile vampire, we applaud his campaign managers for giving some love to Office Space.”
The ‘Great White House’ Series Joins CLASH Books
“We are happy to share that CLASH Books is publishing the second edition of “Great White House” by Christoph Paul and Arthur Graham Feb. 12th.”
I (Almost) Interviewed Martin O’Malley In The Last Days Of His Campaign
“I landed a fairly strong lead to interview the presidential candidate, Martin O’Malley, a few weeks ago. So for the next thirty hours, I watch eight hours of interviews and speeches, and read a hundred pages of interviews and platform statements. Still had work in the mornings, so I was burning midnight oil.”
John Kasich to Reunite Pink Floyd If Elected President
“In a recent video, presidential candidate and Ohio governor John Kasich has sworn to bring Pink Floyd back together if he is elected president. No, this isn’t satire.”
Ayn Rand Should Have Gotten Therapy Instead of Writing ‘Atlas Shrugged’
“Today is Ayn Rand’s birthday. I wonder how she acted on her birthday. Was she extra selfish? Did she see it as a celebration of the self, or just another reminder that she’d one day die?”
1%
“Those who have the resources to change the world for the better don’t want to because they cannot profit from it. They don’t give a shit about your problems. They only invest in things that can produce benefits.”
Iowa Republicans Nominate First Pedophile Vampire For President
“Evangelicals decided that a Pedophile Vampire who was also a Christian best represented their values.”
The Case for Grandpa Bernie
“I am, indeed, a capitalist, but I consider myself a reasonable one. America is a capitalist nation, at it’s heart, but we have embraced socialistic tendencies and thought on numerous occasions before. Generally, it was all brought about by the great FDR and the even Greater Depression.”
Azealia Banks Comes Out as Trump Supporter on Day of the Iowa Caucus
“Banks took to Twitter to say, “Ok so, I think I’m ready to admit that I’m going to vote for Donald Trump.”
“Did You Mean: Oppressive”
“I came across this news article talking about how Italian museums covered statues of nude women in order to avoid offending the president of Iran.
I’m sorry, but what is this shit?”
National Review Opposes Trump, Inadvertently Provides Good Reasons to Vote For Him
“The real-estate mogul and reality-TV star has supported abortion, gun control, single-payer health care à la Canada…” — Are these supposed to be bad things?”
Glenn Beck: Pig Fucker
“I had to do some driving today, and rather than listen to Bowie like I have been, incessantly, for the last few days, I put on talk radio.”
Bernie Jumps Ahead After Months-Long Slump
“After falling into a slump that lasted months, Sanders is finally starting to make progress again.”
Rand Paul Says Fuck You to Media, Flips Them The Middle Finger
“Kentucky senator Rand Paul gave a middle finger to the media Thursday during a radio interview with Aaron Katersky.”
Twitter Now Policing Speech & Politics
“Twitter announced on December 29th that the social media forum was taking strict measures to combat posts containing ‘abusive behavior and hateful conduct.’ Yet Twitter has also decided to put their foot down on politics. “
Bill Clinton Accused of Rape
“Breaking news today, former-president of the United States Bill Clinton is now facing a rape accusation. 73-year-old Juanita Broaddrick revealed earlier today that at 35 years of age, the then Attorney General Clinton had raped her.”
Obama Administration Begins Controversial Crackdown on Illegal Immigration
“Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said in a statement, “I have said publicly for months that individuals who constitute enforcement priorities, including families and unaccompanied children, will be removed.”
Trump Calls For Ban of Muslim Immigrants, Ironically The Same Day His Poll Numbers Slip
“By now you’ve already heard that Donald Trump suggested the halt of all Muslim immigrants entering this country. But that may just be a false plan of strategy…”
Bernie Sanders Wins Time Magazine ‘Person of the Year’ Poll
“The Democratic presidential candidate and Vermont senator earned just over 10 percent of online votes, beating out activist Malala Yousafzai (5.2 percent) and Pope Francis (3.7 percent).”
Democracy: Celebrating Ignorance
“Its premise is very alluring: The rule of the people. Most precisely, the rule of the majority.”
Why Bernie Sanders Isn’t The Candidate For ‘Change‘
“Bernie Sanders has been the political ‘it boy’ for a while now. There’s no question that he has a large, adoring fan base of young idealists pushing his campaign. They’ve driven his success to this point. But is Bernie really the candidate for ‘change’ that he’s been toted to be?”
The Politics of Amazon vs. Apple
“For better or worse I see things very much through the lens of International Relations. I see the distribution of digital art as similar to the politics of the Cold War.”
Alabama Drafts New Version of Jesus
“In light of the Paris attacks, Governor Robert Bentley announced on November 15th he is refusing Syrian refugees in Alabama. Along with this announcement, the entire state of Alabama agreed upon a final ink to paper redrafting of one of the main characters in their favorite divine document, The Bible.”
The Paris Attacks: Lets Us Find Solidarity
“Maybe the fact that we are reacting to the Paris attacks so viscerally, compared with Lebanon, Kenya and other parts of the world is not because these events are less significant, and in fact they are horrifyingly worse, but the reaction is because, as Americans we feel closer and more tied to Paris, just as one might react more emotionally to an accident involving a friend, family member or loved one, then a story only heard on the news involving strangers.”
“If You Disagree With My Opinion Then UnFriend Me,” Says Pre-Teen Masquerading As an Adult
“A Facebook user, who shared a mildly political article from the High Times, was quoted as saying, “This is an outrage and I’ll tell you what, if you agree with this then unfriend me right now!”
Feminist Kindergarten Teacher Bans Boys From Playing With LEGOs
“Teacher Karen Keller forbids the boys in her class from playing with the toys, even going so far as to lie to them about their opportunity to play.”
Bernie Sanders Tops TIME’s ‘Person of the Year’ Poll
“Vermont senator and trailing presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has officially taken a dominating lead in TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year poll.”
Hillary Clinton Attempts to Censor Stand Up Comedians?
“According to Judicial Watch, the front-running Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton has taken aim at five stand up comedians for mocking her at The Laugh Factory.”